Xtra Sexual Sextra terrestrial.
Punk rocker with a heart full of love.
420 power user.
Single AF and maybe single forever. I've been cooped up and bored for too long. Spent the last year and a half in a monogamous relationship, which only brought heartache and loneliness. Enough of that. I'm here and a bit queer. Also, a bit straight. No clue what I want besides friends and fun. It is what it is, 'til it aint! I've been called a MILF but don't care for anagrams.
My theme song is Family Affair by the incomparable Mary J Blige. No drama for this mama. Keep all that BS outside!
Hmmmmm, what else bugs the shit out of me?
Indecisiveness and / or inaction.
Time waisters, liars, and psychic vampires are a real turn off.
If we are messaging and I'm the last one to send a message, you will be ignored and most likely blocked. No time to suffer fools.
Seriously! No lame piercing jokes or comments. Heard them all. Only a few lucky people will see what else is pierced, if anything.
I have too many hours under the needle to tell you how many tattoos I have. And don't ask me about the cost. Would you ask someone how much their diamonds cost?! Or their original Banksy? it's really none of your business.
I wont ever tell the number, but my iQ is really high. I have a double masters degree in information technology and business management as well as being a licensed cosmetologist. I can walk that walk and talk that talk. Bring your fucking A game, I've heard it all. It only takes one word or idea to send me in real deep. So if you think you're clever, use the right words when you talk to me. I mean it when I say bring your A game. Don't try to outsmart me. Some of you won't even know you've been put in your place or put down because you wont understand the sequence of words that came out of my mouth.. I only say these things, so time isn't wasted. JUST BE YOU. Genuine is perfect.
DO NOT FUCKING talk to me if you don't love ***S and Mac Miller. I love ***s so much, I'm VEGAN. And don't try to give me that bullshit about humans are carnivores, and we're supposed to eat meat. Hey carnivore, when was the last time you ran a deer down and killed it for your pride or pack to eat? Go ahead and compare your teeth to that of a wolf or lion. It is said we have pointy teeth to bite and tear food. OK sure but food that has already been killed, portioned, and cooked. We have knives and thumbs and a butcher and a grocery store. We also dont usually kill handicapped when they are born, but most ***s either kill or abandon a child with a deficit or as we say for humans handicapped,
Dairy industry!! Did you know milk is designed to put 500 lbs in a year on a newborn calf? No wonder why people are unhealthy. A female cow only has milk when pregnant or after giving birth. How do you think they are able to steal this milk from the babies who need it? They separate the mom from her newborn. These mom cows wail and cry and run after their *** as they are separated. Some cows started hiding their babies in the hopes of being able to keep them. They pasteurize milk due to the *** and pus that's comes from these cows as they are overmilkd and not taken proper care of. Cows live 20-30 years naturally. Dairy cattle are usually slaughtered at around five years. They're sent to slaughter soon after their production levels drop. Beef cattle at 18 months and veal calves at four to five months old. Just because you don't eat veal doesn't mean you don't eat babies and contribute to a practice that has gone to the opposite end of moderation and is ruining the world. So before asking where i get my protein from, realize that Rhinos, gorillas, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, elephants, and whales, some of the biggest and strongest ***s on this planet are all plant eaters. Bison and cows, also plant eaters.
There are lyrics in this bio schmio. Find them and let me know what they are and who sang them, and u might get a special prize.